"I bet you're saying to yourself, 'Who is this cutie?' Well, I can answer that for you! I'm Lucas! It's very nice to meet you. Are you looking for a lifelong companion? Look no further. I am here and just perfect for you. Trust me! I am very loyal and I can make you smile with just the way I wag my tail. I have a wonderful disposition. Oh! Did I mention that I'm as healthy as can be? Oh, silly me! I'm up to date on my vaccinations and vet checked from head to tail. I bet you're excited now, aren't you? Well, choose me today!"